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Waldo Today | Mar 30th 2009

For the early stages of his career, Waldo wasn’t too enthusiastic about having his picture taken. Sure, we got some shots here and there, but a lot of them came out unclear and unprofessional. They were just too damn far away. In my opinion, I think the crowds were the problem. They always got in the way just when I had a good angle in proper lighting. They loved him. But what can you expect? He was playing hard to get, and the people wanted more. He was teasing them.
Yet with the introduction of new competition, Waldo became less of a prominent social icon. His books slipped slowly off the top charts until eventually they no longer made Oprah’s book club, first team all-state, or even high honor roll. That’s why his decision to broaden his career came as no surprise. With his new adjustment, he opened up entirely new options and transformed his once ambiguous existence into a concrete, meaningful, and mature stage of life. In a recent interview, Waldo expressed his own reasons for choosing to now be photographed in small, empty rooms. “It’s a personal, as well as a financial choice. My career was headed for a dead end. Let’s face it: there’s not much demand for Hidden Pictures books anymore. Yeah, the Where’s Waldo series had a nice run, but ever since I-Spy books flooded the H.P. market, its been hard times.”
In addition, sources testify that Waldo also plans to expand his wardrobe, as soon as his endorsements with the Candy Cane companies expire.

~Destiny’s Grandchild


Posted in March 2009

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